The trouble all started on Independence Day more than 25
years ago. Following the usual feast of barbeque chicken
and corn on the cob, a friend offered me the ultimate dessert
a ride on his brand new, miniature Schwinn. Intoxicated
with the prospect of actually riding a real bike, I answered
with a giant grin. Literally jumping off my Big Wheel, I
put a leg over the curving top tube, sat my butt on the
springy seat embroidered with a fancy "S" and started my
5-year-old legs pedaling. Luckily,
I managed to dodge all of the typical, first ride trauma.
There was no pile-up, no horror as I rode out-of-control
and into traffic and no humiliating inability to get the
bike going. That would all come later (and is still coming).
A serious wobble was the only trouble on that first ride
(training wheels hadn't made it to mid-1970s Telluride),
but with a little speed, things quickly steadied out.
And as I took my eyes off my feet and aimed them down
the dirt road, the smile widened as I experienced something
resembling flight. A new freedom was within reach, and
I never wanted to stop pedaling. Obeying my inner Easy
Rider and celebrating my own Independence Day, I screamed
off down Townsend Street, took a right on Columbia, crossed
the Cornet Creek Bridge, spun down an alley and returned
the bike only after the boy's dad chased me down. That
evening, I permanently parked my now squat and sluggish
Big Wheel in the back yard and started begging my parents
for a real bike.
As fate would have it, I
would wait more than 20 years to sit on another classic Schwinn but
only a couple weeks for my first bike. My first ride had no fancy
top tube or two-toned paint. Instead, it was hand-picked from the
bargain fleet at the Montrose Kmart. There were no test rides; the
bike was selected by the tried-and-true low price tag trick. The
result was less than perfect.
The no-name bike's
biggest defect was its swooping, girl's frame. On the up side, that
feature deflected any criticism about the sparkly,
champagne-colored paint job, the brown banana-seat or the chopper
handlebars. A little customization of my own also helped. After I
cut the pom-poms off the handlebars, broke off the reflectors and
scratched it up with a couple of spills, its badass nature started
to shine through. The chopper handlebars turned out to be pretty
cool after all.
I also was the first kid
on the block to get a real bike, so my little slice of Taiwanese
craftsmanship was actually widely respected at first. That
transgendered, near classic also had a potent coaster break and
could lay down a 20 foot skid if handled properly. All told, it
still made for a first class ride to school and cruised the alleys
with precision. And, even after the scrapes and the shame, the
brown beauty actually had a decent trade-in value years later when
the bike went back into the bargain fleet at the Montrose
Kmart.
Leaving the banana seat
behind, we drove home with my new pride and joy a black and yellow
BMX bike with thick, plastic, yellow mag wheels. At last, I had a
steed that could carry me as far as young manhood. I also had a
bike with a hand brake and a light frame that could catch air.
Aside from a near broken back and a few unreported dents in parked
cars, these were some of my bicycling glory days. Sadly, they also
came to an abrupt end when I parked my manhood way too close to
Telluride's Free Box. As I was going for the high score on
Galaxian, someone else was walking home with their new bike and
wondering why anyone would give away such a beauty.
That began a dark age in
my life dominated by foot travel. Things got really desperate when
we paid a trip to the Montrose Kmart not for bikes but to buy
school clothes. As I tried on flannel and denim, I watched as that
same, old brown bike with the girl's frame left the used fleet and
went home with someone else. Many years had passed and without a
bike of my own, I was kind of missing that old
albatross.
Middle school also was
beginning, and kids still into riding bikes were considered
stunted. Salvation was not far off. The mainstream birth of
mountain biking was only a year away, and all of us who had been
repressing our love of two wheels and pedals got back on the
program. Biking had become cool again.
My first mountain bike
was built by a now defunct company called CyclePro. It had a name I
couldn't pronounce at the time (Arroyo) and sported weird, wide
beach cruiser handlebars. It also sported gears and at last, I was
able to leave the valley floor. On that CyclePro and in the San
Juans, I first experienced the thrill of the downhill and started
to embrace the suffering of the uphill. I explored Bear Creek, the
Ilium railroad grade and even made the ride up to Savage Basin and
just shy of Imogene Pass.
I also knew beyond any
doubt that bikes would always be a part of my life.
These days, I often find
myself riding a road bike and usually with a Burley trailer in tow.
The rides with my now 2-year-old daughter Skyler started early last
summer as trips down the Animas River Trail and grew into 5- to 10-
mile jaunts up toward Hermosa. Now when we go riding, we log
between 25 and 30 miles. She sits in the back, occasionally reading
a picture book, napping or singing. But mainly she takes in the
view and watches as Dad grunts it out trying to get a little more
in sync with those spinning wheels and experience that feeling of
near flight.
That Independence Day
fever also has started to set firm roots in the child. A couple
weeks ago, I had one of those panicked moments that hits after you
turn your back and the child disappears. I searched high and low
before finally checking a new hiding spot. Sure enough, there she
was, hanging out inside the open garage and sitting inside her
Burley trailer. As I approached, she turned and through a giant
grin said a few of her favorite words: "Bike ride, Dad." I went and
started filling the water bottles.
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