1.
Do you neglect to return
phone calls, even though the applicant has washed your car, bought
you dinner twice and gotten to know your relatives on a first-name
basis?
a) yes
b) no
2. What do you look for in an
applicant?
a) self
confidence
b) experience in the
same field
c) the patient
resignation of someone accustomed to earning substandard
wages
3. How would you describe your managerial
style?
a) hippie
b) nazi
c) both
4. Why would I want to work for
you?
a) you are the Rocky Mountain West's premier
retailer of fine leather smell
b) great bennies - 10%
employee discount on the same food you throw away
c) gain valuable
experience in the service sector, angst
5. Have you ever hired a beautiful woman
over a talented man?
a) yes
b) no
6. Have you ever hired a beautiful man over a talented woman?
a) yes
b) no
7. Why did you hire your stoner friend instead of me?
a) was more beautiful than you
b) was more talented than you
c) got me high, and I
lost your application
8. How can you expect an applicant to have 20 years of dishwashing
experience?
a) we just can
b) we like our employees
"work hardened"
c) you've got to start
somewhere
9. Is that position still open?
a) sorry, it closed
yesterday
b) we're just taking
applications
c) how many years of
dishwashing experience do you have?
d) do you
burn?
e) all of the
above
10. Can I call you on Monday?
a) no, but thanks for
dinner
b) sure - I'll be in the
office between 3:15 and 3:17, and if I'm not there, just leave a
message
-Ole Bye
