My fantasy football league, which has been established
for 7 years, wants to change a bunch of the rules. I am against
this, however I am being out-voted. Should I switch leagues?
Should I just quit playing fantasy football altogether?
- Wondering, Glen
You need to quit that fantasy football league right now so that you can achieve your real goal of becoming a Dungeonmaster. Yup, break out those 10-sided dice because being an imaginary wizard is far more interesting than being an imaginary football coach. D&D leagues are forming right now, so hurry.
- Enjoy, Diver
My daughter, who
just turned 18, has gone from being the sweet little Girl Scout
she was years ago to a trouble-making, drinking, smoking teen
who runs with an unfavorable crowd. I can't tell if she's going
through a phase, being rebellious or just bored. She has come
home drunk five times in the last month and has rolled through
two different boyfriends (one of whom I found in her bedroom
late one night) what can I do to control her? Punishing won't
- Frustrated in Durango
If punishment doesn't work, then it appears to me that you have a very weak moral base and that you've generally failed as a parental role model. Tsk, Tsk, Tsk.
I like the show "Family Feud." Who was your favorite
host, Richard Dawson, the late Ray Coombs or Louie Anderson?
I grew up watching Ray Coombs as host. He was a good, down-home guy with classic game show hair and a zany manner. My most distinct memory of Ray, however, is when he guest-starred on "227" and was being yanked back-and-forth between Jackee and Marla Gibbs. He had this really freaked-out look on his face which I'll never forget as long as I live. Even better than Mr. Coombs, though, was Peter Tomarkin of "Press Your Luck," but I'll not get into why that is.
- Keep watching, Diver
Diver: Dan Groth of the Buzz House
Facts: Dan is a diver, game show expert, and painfully mourning the death of Hawk, one half of the greatest wrestling tag team ever, The Road Warriors.
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Reality television is driving me crazy! I think
we are one step away from showing death on TV, just like the
film "The Running Man." What do you think?
I think we were very close to something like "The Running
Man." However, now that we have a man (Arnold Schwarzenegger),
with actual experience as a Running Man contestant in power,
steps will be enacted to prevent such a spectacle from occurring.
- Good luck, Diver