Diver,

My fantasy football league, which has been established for 7 years, wants to change a bunch of the rules. I am against this, however I am being out-voted. Should I switch leagues? Should I just quit playing fantasy football altogether?

- Wondering, Glen

Dear Glen,

You need to quit that fantasy football league right now so that you can achieve your real goal of becoming a Dungeonmaster. Yup, break out those 10-sided dice because being an imaginary wizard is far more interesting than being an imaginary football coach. D&D leagues are forming right now, so hurry.

- Enjoy, Diver

Dear Diver,

My daughter, who just turned 18, has gone from being the sweet little Girl Scout she was years ago to a trouble-making, drinking, smoking teen who runs with an unfavorable crowd. I can't tell if she's going through a phase, being rebellious or just bored. She has come home drunk five times in the last month and has rolled through two different boyfriends (one of whom I found in her bedroom late one night) what can I do to control her? Punishing won't work.

- Frustrated in Durango

Dear Frustrated,

If punishment doesn't work, then it appears to me that you have a very weak moral base and that you've generally failed as a parental role model. Tsk, Tsk, Tsk.

- Diver

Diver,

I like the show "Family Feud." Who was your favorite host, Richard Dawson, the late Ray Coombs or Louie Anderson?
- Brian

Dear Brian,

I grew up watching Ray Coombs as host. He was a good, down-home guy with classic game show hair and a zany manner. My most distinct memory of Ray, however, is when he guest-starred on "227" and was being yanked back-and-forth between Jackee and Marla Gibbs. He had this really freaked-out look on his face which I'll never forget as long as I live. Even better than Mr. Coombs, though, was Peter Tomarkin of "Press Your Luck," but I'll not get into why that is.

- Keep watching, Diver

Diver:
Dan Groth of the Buzz House

Facts:
Dan is a diver, game show expert, and painfully mourning the death of Hawk, one half of the greatest wrestling tag team ever, The Road Warriors.


 

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Dear Diver,
Reality television is driving me crazy! I think we are one step away from showing death on TV, just like the film "The Running Man." What do you think?
- Marybeth

Dear Marybeth,

I think we were very close to something like "The Running Man." However, now that we have a man (Arnold Schwarzenegger), with actual experience as a Running Man contestant in power, steps will be enacted to prevent such a spectacle from occurring.

- Good luck, Diver

 

 


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