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Dear Diver,
The other night we were discussing mankind's greatest
invention. L. said fire, although technically that's a discovery
and not an invention.F. claims it is the television remote (but
he'd consumed a fair amount of his second-favorite invention
at that point.).So what's your opinion?What's the best thing
humans ever invented?
- Regards,
Mark
Mark, Well, I'm a little scared of all the new technological things that are being invented, so I'd have to say that mankind's greatest invention is that packaged ham that has the cheese pre-injected into the meat. That way you get cheese in every bite! The worst: Celine Dion (although, she's not technically an invention either.)
- Yours truly,
Diver
Dear Diver,
There is one of those fancy espresso carts in
the building I work in. The person that runs the cart is extremely
rude and unfriendly. Is it Ok if I don't tip her based on her
attitude? She doesn't bend over backwards for any customers,
so why should I give her extra money? What do you think?
- Danny,
Gem Village
Danny,
I'm a huge tipper. I think that waitresses need to be tipped
regardless because they don't make a wage. But in this case
the Crabby Lady is probably getting paid by the hour, so I think
violence may be the answer. Nothing says "Be Nice" like a broken
arm. If nothing else, speak with a Texan accent, then she won't
expect a tip anyway.
- Enjoy your coffee,
Diver
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Diver: Trey Duvall from Nini's
Facts: Like many restaurants in town, Nini's is another in the long list of "Diver-Utopias," providing not only nourishment but half-witted advice for the curious and problem-plagued.
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Diver,
Is being stoned a good excuse for stupidity?
- Wondering,
Josh
Josh, I wouldn't think so. If you find yourself becoming more and more stupid when you get stoned, it's stupid to continue to do so. Stupid is as stupid does. Please visit www.stupid.com for more info on this topic.
- Keep on thinking,
Diver
Diver,
Have you ever been to the Pro Football Hall of
Fame?
- Ted
Ted,
Nope.
Hope this helps,
- Diver
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