| by Mike Sheahan  You are reading “The Goods,” the column that promises, 
                  once and only once, to not whine or complain about a damned 
                  thing. For this week alone, everyone in  Durango 
                  drives like a NASCAR super hero, has no filthy personal habits 
                  and enjoys impeccable taste in music. Fellow cynics should not 
                  be alarmed, however, for next week I plan to go after this guy 
                  who weaves through traffic shirtless while blaring Blues Traveler. 
                  Add a backward baseball cap and, voila!, he is the most annoying 
                  dude in town. But there’s no time for that now, it’s 
                  time to get positive. I am positively sure that music fans will have the devil of 
                  a time deciding where to hang out Saturday night. On July 26, 
                  the Summit is hosting punk rock courtesy of Durango locals Amazing 
                  Larry and Denver’s own and local faves Gina Go Faster. 
                  Two other bands will join the bill to produce what might be 
                  the hardest rocking show outside of a Thirteens gig. The pick of the week, though, happens the same night at Storyville 
                  when the Portland, Ore., group Richmond Fontaine hits the stage. 
                  It is hard to describe the sound of the band, sometimes loud 
                  and aggressive and sometimes quiet and plaintive. Richmond Fontaine 
                  has a foot clearly planted in roots music, but its gimpy other 
                  foot loves post punk ’80s bands like the Replacements. 
                  Richmond Fontaine is touring behind its most recent release 
                  “Winnemucca.” With song titles like “Out of 
                  State,” “Twyla,” and “Glisan Street,” 
                  this is clearly an album about places with the northwest Nevada 
                  town serving as a jumping off point. The band seems to hold 
                  that idea near. The album reads and plays like a road trip soundtrack. 
                 Richmond Fontaine’s release from 2001, “Lost Son,” 
                  was a much more noisy affair filled with electric guitars and 
                  hoarse vocals. I can only assume that the band will cover the 
                  terrain of its entire career, and, as a heavily biased Northwest 
                  music fan, I urge even the laziest jam band fan to give these 
                  guys a shot. The weekend kicks off with local alt-rock favorites Pop Shuv 
                  It rocking the house at Storyville on Friday night. While some 
                  local bands claim every show will be their last, Pop Shuv It 
                  seems, by rarity of apperance, to always be playing its first. 
                  The band has been in exile for a couple of months, working on 
                  new material so this Friday should be a great show.  This week’s sign the end is near: It may be in our best 
                  interests to cancel our cable and newspaper subscriptions right 
                  about now since soon Kobe Bryant, like OJ Simpson and Bill Clinton 
                  before him, will be the only thing in papers or on TV for months 
                  to come. Sexual abuse allegations are not trivial or fodder 
                  for entertainment, but surely the national media will do its 
                  best to make us forget about that. FOX News will soon be airing 
                  interviews with guys who know someone whose sister recently 
                  drove through Eagle County. Who wins in such an ugly situation? 
                  Well, I would bet the Bush administration is pretty thankful 
                  for such a timely distraction. This week’s record in review: There is a group of musicians 
                  in, or associated with, the Chicago music scene that is against 
                  the death penalty. Led by transplanted Welshman Jon Langford, 
                  The Pine Valley Cosmonauts are a revolving collection of tunesmiths 
                  that have just released “The Executioner’s Last 
                  Song, Vol. II and III.” Preceded by last year’s 
                  Vol. I, this double album brings more of the same to experienced 
                  ears: tales of homicide, suicide and grief featuring a guest 
                  artist on each song, with all proceeds going to fight the death 
                  penalty. Self-intended humor and irony aside, this is an album 
                  that is at best a clever concept album that benefits a great 
                  cause and at worst a tossed together collection of mismatched 
                  knock-offs. The record begins on a rough note with a clumsy reading of 
                  Led Zeppelin’s already clumsy “Gallows Pole,” 
                  and it isn’t until the first disc’s fifth track, 
                  “Homicide,” featuring Skid Marks and Sally Timms, 
                  that the album picks up a little and the listener realizes it’s 
                  OK to enjoy such a seemingly morbid collection. From there the 
                  discs keep up the good times approach with a German-sung, bloozy 
                  tune called “Gulag Blues”; Langford doing a Welsh 
                  pub sing-along called “Delilah”; and Alejandro Escovedo’s 
                  “Bad News.” At times the joke goes a bit over the 
                  top. Rhett Miller’s hopped-up version of the classic “Dang 
                  Me” seems out of place, but mostly this a collection that 
                  takes itself very seriously while insisting on wearing its tongue 
                  firmly planted in cheek. Man or woman, please wear a shirt. mpsheahan@yahoo.com |