The people around my office are always sick, and
they come to work and cough and sneeze and make everyone else
sick. Why the hell don’t people just stay home when they
are sick? Don’t they realize they are spreading disease?
Are people that insensitive?
“Make good medicine from the suffering of sickness.”
Human lives go along with circumstances. It isn’t necessary
to reject activity and seek quiet; just make yourself inwardly
empty while outwardly harmonious. Then you’ll be at peace
in the midst of frenetic activity in the world. Unless your
office is in Hong Kong, in which case, RUN LIKE HELL!!
Questions about this whole vegetarian thing. Are
humans supposed to eat meat? We do have teeth that apparently
are meant to tear flesh, right? I do eat healthy, lots of vegetables,
little sugar and cheese and all that, but sometimes a nice plate
of ribs or a burger really does me right. So, is eating meat
Foods have many flavors; which one could be defined as quintessential?
As people’s constitutions differ, so do their tastes.
Some people like meats, some like spirulina, or wheat grass.
I’m sorry, no one actually likes spirulina or wheat grass,
but you can catch my drift. If you said the flavor you like
is the quintessential flavor and the rest are useless, you would
be an imbecile. The way of compassion dictates that it is wrong
to take life, however, if God had intended that animals not
be eaten, then why did he make them out of meat?
With all the financial woes of Fort Lewis College,
I have a suggestion. Cut the football team. They have won a
scant 10 games since 1998, and have lost 44 games. That’s
a record of 10 wins, 44 losses. I don’t even think people
go to games. This being a bike and ski town, don’t you
think the college should concentrate on biking and ski teams
and leave football to schools like CU? Could the Fort Lewis
football team even beat a decent high school team? I doubt it.
So, should they cut football at FLC?
It was most wise of you to wait until the football team was
gone before asking this question. I chose not to answer your
question, but to give you some advice. From the point of Buddha-nature,
whether one is homosexual, or heterosexual, one need not feel
any shame. However, if one is primarily seeking only to satisfy
oneself, this is improper sexuality. I hope this will help you
to decide once and for all whether it’s Patrick, or Patty.
-Good luck, Diver
Cory Kitch from Homeslice Pizza.
Facts: One of the many divers
from Homeslice, Cory is not just a Diver. He is another
of the dedicated food service owners who isn’t
afraid to add soap to water and place cleansing unit
in hand, applying pressure to dirty dishes to rid away
Got a dirty little secret?
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or by fax at 259-0448.
What the hell’s up with this
town not having a hostel? I get asked daily when I’m
walking down 2nd Ave., “Where’s the hostel?”
As I point to that disgustingly ugly construction site, I
say “It was there.” Friendly and weary and sometimes
hot girl travelers then say “This town sucks,”
and they head off to Gem Village for cheap lodging. What should
we do? Will another hostel open?
Those of us with true faith, we have no need
of affordable housing, we have no need of vacant land, and
we have no need of Gem Village, just the creature comforts
and lots of them. Hallelujah, praise the lord, amen. As for
the hot chicks, what is wrong with your place, you idiot?
Still living with mom?