Dude,
For no reason I thought I’d write a paper
on “the election of 1844 and its impact on the concept
of manifest destiny.” I’m thinking I will make 4-6
pages, and include at least 5 quotations. Also footnotes. So
I was wondering if you could give me a quotation on that subject.
Make it as long as possible. I’m sort of in a hurry to
complete this paper so could I have your quote by Friday?
- Thanks in advance,
Kyle
Kyle,
“Horace Greely was a cross-dresser.” How’s
that for a quote?
-Divers
Dear Diver,
Why is it that men are so loyal to their favorite
sports teams, but such traitors to the women who care about
them?
-Anonymous
Hmmm...what’s that? We were watching the game.
- Thanks,
Divers
Dear Diver,
Because of our western heritage here in Durango
and all the horses in the area, I had an idea. What if we changed
the name of Main Avenue to MANE Avenue (as in a horse’s
mane)? Lots of towns have Main Street, but we could be different.
How would I go about getting something like this started?
-VT Olson Jr.
VT,
Mane Ave...Mane. No, no, no, please refer to the next question.
-Regards,
Divers
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Bill Graham and Jeff Ogden from Ska Brewing
Interesting Facts: In addition
to being divers who clean HUGE dishes, Jeff and Bill
also serve as certified judges for the “Pretzel
Shove” contests all over the southwest. What’s
a pretzel shove contest? Visit Ska and find out the
hard way.
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Dear Diver,
Do you think that some of the problems people
write in with are just, well, silly? Is the world full of
losers who REALLY live like this, or is all this just made
up?
-Wondering,
Jack Jordan,
Hermosa
Hey Jack,
You wrote US pal!
-Thanks,
Divers
Dear Diver,
Is it OK to take photos at a funeral? And what’s
the deal with post-funeral activities? I have not been to
a funeral in a while, but after the last one I went to we
went back to my aunt’s house, where everyone pretty
much got loaded. Oh yeah, and the picture thing, well, my
crazy cousin was taking photos, and referring to something
about the family never getting together, except when there
is a funeral. Is this rude? And address the drinking issue
as well please.
-Thanks,
Molly
Molly McNabb,
Is that you lassy? Why you should know better than to mock
yer Irish heritage in such a manner. Why we ought to be
smashin’ ya with a shillelagh. Gettin’ drunk
and takin’ photos at yer uncle’s wake is just
one way of sayin “We’ll never see the likes
of you again!” And we’re hopin’ he’s
in heaven an hour before the Devil knows he’s dead.
Now run along lassy, and hopefully the road rises to meet
ya.
-Thanks,
Divers
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