Week's Diver-Steve Morris from Homeslice Pizza
Years in the industry-Unknown
of spewing advice, cleaning dishes and making pizza dough, all
at the same time
What’s so funny about peace, love and understanding?
– A dissatisfied
Dear dissatisfied American,
Is there anything funny about it?
– the Diver
Is it OK to give in to peer pressure if it means more people
will like me? There is a girl I like who wants me to try smoking,
and if I do she will probably think I am cooler. I know this
sounds shallow, and television tells me peer pressure is wrong,
but this girl is awfully cute.
– your typical
Dear teen-age boy,
I would pretend you’re a smoker until she really likes
you. Then pretend you want to quit, together. That will strengthen
the bond in the relationship.
– Good luck,
Is it fair that some professional athletes are above the law?
I mean, Allen Iverson sometimes really pushes it.
– George McCain,
Durango, via email
No, it is not fair. In fact, I think they should be treated
below the law.
– Yours in justice,
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Looking for guidance to remedy a
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Are the questions you receive real or are they made up by
the creative forces that work for your paper? Sometimes I
think they are all written by the same guy. Please answer,
and be honest.
– Tracy Garner,
Some of the questions may seem unrealistic, perhaps. But clearly
question No. 2 displays the authenticity, thought and caring
that goes into real questions.
– Thanks for
Is MTV a credible source for music information or are they
just pushing garbage to uninformed consumers?
– Jim Casem,
MTV is definitely credible. I never would have known Big E.
Smalls killed Tupac Shakur if I hadn’t watched MTV.
– Good luck
and keep watching,