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This week’s Diver:
Steve Gould of Cuckoos
Years in the Dishwashing Industry: 15
Claim to Fame: Twice banned by two separate
station
managers as a KDUR DJ
Dear Diver:
My mother in law is planning a long weekend here in town. Is
it appropriate for me to take the initiative and rent her a
room at the Spanish Trails or another
four-star hotel in town? Or should she stay with us?
– Telly Graphalas, Durango
Dear Telly,
“It is appropriate if the house is in worse shape than
the Spanish Trails, but, if not, have her stay. It’s appropriate
not to get in trouble with the old lady. You don’t need
that.”
Yours truly,
– Diver
Diver:
Last Saturday morning, I woke up to find a drunken stranger
asleep on my couch. I was a bit alarmed since he was stinking
up my house with the acrid
odor of sweat and gin. What do you recommend
someone should do in this situation? Call the cops?
– Julie Tetrault,
South Side Durango
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Dear Julie,
Well, if it was me, I’d roll him over to see if it’s
my dad first. If not, and if he’s still passed out, I’d
probably take his wallet. Then you wake him up and tell him
to take off.
Yours truly,
Diver
Dearest Diver:
If a bear gets into my neighbor’s trash, but then decides
to drag the trash in
front of my house and leave the mess in my yard, whose responsibility
is it to clean it up? Is it a shared job?
– Sharon Wissinger,
Animas City
Dear Sharon,
The neighbors are responsible. They
are the irresponsible people for not securing their trash bin.
However, the reality is, you will end up picking it
up anyway. After that, call the city.
Yours truly,
Diver
Dear Diver:
I’m currently toying with the idea of buying a ski pass.
However, since this is
Colorado, I don’t think it’s going to snow. Any
winter predictions?
–J.G. Grimes,
Gem Village
Dear J.G.
I predict crushing snow. Or, building, flattening devastation.
I’ve felt it a long time.
Yours truly,
Diver
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